so... I stopped at 7-11 for a coffee on the way to work per usual. As I am walking towards the counter, I catch a glimpse of these bad boys. I thought right away, "WTF are those!?" and I decided if I did not check them out right then, id be thinking about what the hell they were for some portion of the day. not sure how big.
So I bought them. What does a taco at midnight taste like anyways? well... I tried one. They taste.... EXACTLY LIKE A TACO BELL SOFT TACO!!!! I am not kidding. its creepy. even my buddy at work agreed. He said, "dude you can even taste lettuce flavor." Super weird.
They should make a Tacos at 2am next. You know... a little last call taco run maybe? They could taste like bad phone numbers, numb beer throat, longer walk back to the car then you remember, and every adorable girl who didnt notice you existed. Then they could smell like that draft you get when you open your wallet at the taco joint after last call... you know... that waft of old leather and no money left? or in Vansickles case... a velcro voltron wallet with nothing but a expired library card and a half filled subway stamper.
(I just made fun of two things I can get behind. a velcro Voltron wallet would be money.)
Get back to work.
- Cody.
