Monday, March 21, 2011

Thursday, April 2, 2009

WTF are these!?!?!















so... I stopped at 7-11 for a coffee on the way to work per usual. As I am walking towards the counter, I catch a glimpse of these bad boys. I thought right away, "WTF are those!?" and I decided if I did not check them out right then, id be thinking about what the hell they were for some portion of the day. not sure how big.

So I bought them. What does a taco at midnight taste like anyways? well... I tried one. They taste.... EXACTLY LIKE A TACO BELL SOFT TACO!!!! I am not kidding. its creepy. even my buddy at work agreed. He said, "dude you can even taste lettuce flavor." Super weird.

They should make a Tacos at 2am next. You know... a little last call taco run maybe? They could taste like bad phone numbers, numb beer throat, longer walk back to the car then you remember, and every adorable girl who didnt notice you existed. Then they could smell like that draft you get when you open your wallet at the taco joint after last call... you know... that waft of old leather and no money left? or in Vansickles case... a velcro voltron wallet with nothing but a expired library card and a half filled subway stamper.

(I just made fun of two things I can get behind. a velcro Voltron wallet would be money.)

Get back to work.

- Cody.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

wish i were dunkin instead...

so. brad and i went to vons for some stuff. and for the record, pepper jack cheez-its, the brand new flavor... kiiiiind of a disappointment. although i am currently trying my first ever arnold palmer green tea lite, and i have to say, im a fan. consider these things my new drink. oh yah. done and done. brad is sitting next to me dunkin oreos in milk. kind of wish i was doing that instead. even though milk makes me want to cut my own stomache out. id rather drink the syrum from the inside of that then milk. any day of the week. milk is disgusting.

we have alot of stuff to write on here. we just need to find the time to do all of that. stay tuned.

- Cody.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009


Brad and I are un-american because we hate Dane Cook.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

flex.

you know that feeling of loss? the black void left when you lose 'the one'? knowing your soulmate probably just slipped through your hands for good? welcome to my sunday.

....brad.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Dearest Summer:

Please get here already.
The cooler is packed,
The limbs of my clothing have been removed,
I threw away my socks,
Your music is playing,
Smokey Joe is itching,
and Cody got a haircut.

Shall we?

Wednesday, February 18, 2009